I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Dolly Parton and Keith Haring photographed by Andy Warhol, 1985.

Michael Cinco ‘The Impalpable Dream Of Swan Lake’ collection

we dont deserve cows

Aesthetics' Familiars

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU

Details from La Fiancée hésitante, 1866.

Auguste Toulmouche (French, 1829–1890)

Oil on canvas

Details: The Artist's Studio (1820) by Horace Vernet (French, 1789-1863)

idea for all my peeps stuck between the Dark Academia and Cottage Core aesthetic:

Dark Cottage Core

- dark earthy colours, flowy clothes

- lots of books about botany, bugs, and poisons

- making wine out of grapes and dandelions you grew yourself

- hiking boots

- having no pets but you always leave snacks outside for the birds and deer, eventually a stray cat wanders in and makes itself at home

- old manors covered in overgrown vines

- elf ears + fangs

- pressed flowers between old dictionaries

- hanging flowers from the rafters

Feel free to add more ✨

Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues

jule.popule

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

And stressed

and gay

hearing a really good song for the first time

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie