The Avengers on Celebrity Family Feud
Host: Name something you pullout.
Peter: Your penis?
Tony: Peter!
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Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.
Bucky: Willy the Pooh.
Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.
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Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.
Tony: Your spouse.
Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.
Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.
Steve: And whose fault is that?
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Host: Name a kind of bear.
Steve: Papa.
Sam: Dammit, Steve.
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Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?
Stephen: September.
Host: …
Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.
Host: Aren’t you a doctor?
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Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.
Rhodey: A chihuahua.
Tony: Come on, Rhodey.
Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.
Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.
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Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Thor: A horse.
Host: … what?
Thor: A horse.
Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.
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Host: Name something Russia is famous for.
Natasha: Russians.
Bucky: She’s not wrong.
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Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.
Sam: Naked grandma!
Host: Naked what?
Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.
Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.
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Host: Name a yellow fruit.
Bruce: Orange!
Host: …
Audience: …
Bruce: I … panicked.
Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?
