what do you mean you're a streamer
i thought you just were just silly tumblr blog
People have jobs sometimes
the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do
That's a good point random kitty blog. I'd be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something
ok I knew Jaskier was a master of the seven liberal arts but I had no idea what they actually were until I looked them up and wouldn’t u know it, astronomy is one of them, which encompasses navigation, mathematics and actual physics. Now I’m laughing at this thought:
Some mage who Geralt got hired to kill a monster or smth for idk: damn this equation I’m doing for a spell isn’t working
Jaskier, a bard who the mage saw being yelled at by Geralt earlier because he tried to fuck the Lord’s son and nearly succeeded: that’s because you’re doing it wrong lol
Mage: you are literally a bard wdym
Jaskier, a bard who has the equivalent of a physics masters degree: yeah and
WHEN MY WEREWOLF BOYFRIEND CATCHES WHOEVER ON ST*FF IS TARGETING ME
your WHAT
My
Werewolf Boyfriend
your fucking WHAT??
bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down
playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example
Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
i'm so tired from the road trip and fireworks are going off everywhere
blegh
it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about
It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.
Hehehe A quick lil fanart of @glass-noodle 's dbh merman AU x))
I admit Mermaid AU is my weakness ;w;
And this one is SO CUTE 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕
*breathing heavily* I LOVE THIS. SO MUCH. I AM KICKING MY LEGS
I need a good night’s sleep, a punching bag, a deep tissue massage, $300,000 USD, and a kiss from my beloved