don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

Boomers are incapable of understanding inflation. My mother works at a bank and does not understand why icecream doesn’t cost the same as in 2000 anymore.

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

dr phil

i feel like this thing where people are going stir-crazy and want something to do less than a week after being explicitly ordered to stay home under threat of disease and death kind of blows a hole in that “if we give people universal basic income everybody will just be lazy and won’t want to work” talking point

The number of artists, writers and musicians dumping output for free to cheer us up is right there in the “people will do productive things because the things need to be done” department.

video description: a tiny, tubby orange and white kitten is rolling around on a patterned blanket. someone approaches him with an appropriately small brush and attempts to groom him, succeeding in brushing his side and tummy but then having to field his clumsy attempts at smacking the brush. he is so cute it is criminal.

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let them speak

one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment

he turned it off mid album and i havent forgiven him since

I didn't realise that you meant the iconic Carly Rae Jepsen album and I just assumed he was talking about. the human experience of emotion

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

ur fave is problematic: me

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

I just wanna know what kind of power the person who changed the ‘was’ to ‘is’ on the my chemical romance wiki felt

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

Vampires can come out earlier

One sexy reason

no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

BONUS:

i thought yall meant these guns:

all forms of tessa thompson’s guns are appreciated

brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

everytime i see a pair of earrings missing from a multipack at the department store