Jokes on you I have ocd so if I only clank them twice my gf will die in a fiery accident so I have to clank them a third time

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

Ladies and gents it got better

Amazing work from @mimles on insta

CANT be doing this to me when im already high. shes moving

Ooo I am so glad I did not see this while high again it’s so trippy

I can’t begin to express the difference it makes just that I’m able to wear exclusively t-shirts, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. And the thing is, right. What you notice is that I’m wearing something slightly odd for the weather. What you don’t notice is that I’m not curled up with my hands clamped over my ears because socks make the clinking plates in the restaurant too loud.

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

Part 4 of MemeBats

Sorry for the wait everyone…if you’d like to be tagged in these I might start doing that tbh just comment if you would I love you allll heheheh again my fic of this is up in Ao3 the link is somewhere on my blog if you can’t find it the name is literally MemeBats

long live to meme war

Wait till they’re dating and start prank wars…iris isn’t a fan

Part 4 of MemeBats

Sorry for the wait everyone…if you’d like to be tagged in these I might start doing that tbh just comment if you would I love you allll heheheh again my fic of this is up in Ao3 the link is somewhere on my blog if you can’t find it the name is literally MemeBats

It’s finally been un-maturified

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

He’s so cute I love him he’s my blorbo ok

if you as a normal tumblr user go around flagging posts for mature labels you are A Fucking Cop

“but what if i hate women so much i need to mark their existence as mature” if you’re this bothered by the sight of real life women you 1.) need to grow tf up and 2.) should just unfollow people instead of having a childish temper tantrum and flagging people’s blogs

“I personally don’t like it so I want to make it so no one can see it” sounds an awful lot like conservative censorship. Same tune, different band.

Now is a good time for a reminder that Tumblr has a very useful tag blocking system!!! Maybe use that like an adult instead of reporting any post that makes you upset.

Someone flagged my post because I made a couple memes about weed being legal in Gotham city and I just gotta say whoever you are please leave my blog immediately because I genuinely hate you

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

I would be worried at first and grab my sword but upon realizing it’s a merchant and not pirates I would relax and just live the dream

scathing new insult to try out with your insomniac friends, "snoozeless"

😭😭😭😭

the ai:

This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

I love all of these people.

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK

SKILL ISSUE

@gotham-mockingbird

We aren’t gay tho we’re t for t which means we’re straight