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itsjusteurovision
Anonymous asked:

Eurovision is not a song contest. It's only about politics and nonsense. It's one of the most unfair contest there is. Voting is totally corrupt and rotten and nobody can fix that. One country sends nonsense there and gets all the glory and the other one sends real piece of music and gets shit.

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I strongly disagree. Look at what happend last year.

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i SWEAR this wasn’t me talking about il volo

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leszula

2018 ESC songs as people you meet at a house party

Albania: Effortlessly cool guy

Armenia: Host’s older brother who mostly keeps to himself but will have a drink or two. Occasionally talks to people about his workout regime

Australia: Shows everyone her Instagram dedicated to travel and fitness

Austria: Takes care of people when they’re sad or drunk

Azerbaijan: Girl who insists on taking her shoes off when she dances

Belarus: Still crying over his ex, Finland

Belgium: Shows everyone her Alanis Morissette impression

Bulgaria: Shows everyone their pagan/Celtic tattoos

Croatia: Talks only in ‘inspirational’ quotes

Cyprus: Girl who sings and dances to every single song like she has unlimited energy

Czech Republic: Brings craft ale and hummus to the party

Denmark: Guy who gets into political rants even though you didn’t ask

Estonia: Theatre kid

Finland: Girl who has just come out of a breakup and is doing amazing

France: Rants about everything that is wrong with the world. Isn’t even drunk while doing so

FYR Macedonia: Makes out with at least 3 different people

Georgia: Late to the party

Germany: Tries to convince everyone that adding Ed Sheeran to the playlist won’t ruin the vibes

Greece: Girl so cool and mysterious, you spend the whole evening talking to her and you still feel like you don’t know her

Hungary: Either the chillest or least chill person and it all depends on what kind of drugs he has taken

Iceland: 3 months later you go, ‘oh wow, I hadn’t even realized you were there!’

Ireland: Lightweight twink

Italy: Guys who keep on almost fighting and then saying how much they love each other

Israel: Weird kid who grew up to be a weird adult

Latvia: Girl who is .5 seconds away from murdering her ex

Lithuania: Starts singing a ballad to her boyfriend and doesn’t realise how embarrassed he is

Malta: Asks everyone for a sip of their drink despite being underage, but nobody will give her alcohol because she’s just too precious

Moldova: Cool parents who come to pick up their child but end up staying and getting hammered

Montenegro: Expat who gets homesick after one drink

The Netherlands: Nobody knows who he is, but he is definitely too old to be at this party

Norway: The popular kid nobody thought would actually show up

Poland: Insists on putting on karaoke

Portugal: Sloppy but happy drunk

Romania: Tells everyone they’re a group of hippies, but are definitely not

Russia: Talks to everyone like she’s giving a TEDtalk

San Marino: Keeps on talking about Hamilton

Serbia: Overshare when they get drunk, and the next day they buy you breakfast because they’re embarrassed about it

Slovenia: The girl that everyone at the party has a crush on

Spain: Annoying heterosexuals who are inexplicably called a ‘power couple’ even though they have nothing in common

Sweden: Manages to be on Grindr while holding two drinks and dancing to every song

Switzerland: Girl  who is either a massive lesbian or straight and ‘alternative’

UK: Thinks she’s a theatre kid

Ukraine: Quiet person at the back of the party who you end up having a very interesting conversation with

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goth-vision

tag yourself i’m estonia

#used to be portugal when i could drink#the sweden one is too accurate