I hate going on this shit

Hence the invention of the Porch

why did he do that

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

These edibles ain’t shi-

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

All flavours of malicious compliance are delicious

which one is he

I like pictures of destroyed Scrub Daddys

what is this why is he so poor little meow meow

this is what congress is discussing rn

public safety officials hate me for my limp corpselike swag and tendency to float facedown in large open bodies of water

earlier today i panicked and gave the guy at the pizza shop my phone number when he asked and he just texted me a jpeg of a rose with “hello” underneath

June 24, 2023 - Maplewood, MN

just had a flashback to me in 3rd grade absolutely blissed out just staring at this pic

I’m not anti-technology, I just think there’s something deeply sick about a society where robots make art and children work in factories.

Breaking Bad could easily have an episode where Walter touches a crystal and it makes him seperate into multicolored different parts of his personality and Jesse has to try and put them back together

LMAOOOOOO