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Kate

@goshawtyitssherbertday

A Mess of Burgers, Heros, and Wizards.
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creekfiend

Y'all...

FINALLY SOME REAL APPALACHIAN REPRESENTATIIN IM HOLLERING

my mom saw this pic and was like thats popcorn sutton on the right i know him.

dont fucking snitch bro delete this

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dumberme

Colombia confirmed the first case of an albino ocelot, after carrying out genetic tests on a feline with white fur and red eyes. 

The ocelot was found as a kitten, weighing just 440 grams, in the rural zone of Amalfi and was first thought to be a puma jaguarundi.

Medellin’s Conservation Park undertook genetic testing on the animal, concluding it was actually a leopardus pardalis, a native species of ocelot that is found all across the Americas.

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The real only-child experience was visiting your friends with siblings and you talk and play in their rooms and suddenly their little siblings burst in and throw stuff at them and from one moment to the next you’re in a war-zone like: “Yes and on my birthday we went swimming with Dad and Lea had ice-cream but then LEA I HATE YOU GET OUT OF HERE STOP BITING ME I WILL TELL MUM OW OW OW DIEEE!!!! but then Dad didn’t have pocket change and we had to go all the way back to the car to get his wallet! :o” 

Or you’re sitting in the living room playing video games and suddenly their 8 year older brother comes in and starts yelling in an increasingly booming voice: “I want the playstation now! I Want The Play Station Now! I WANT THE PLAY STATION NOW!!!  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur].”

And then one day they ask you: “But aren’t you sad that you don’t have siblings? Don’t you get lonely? I couldn’t imagine living without my JONATHAN I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!”

Someone at The Onion gets it

I was thinking about my own sister but I remembered the one time I was at a friends house and their little brother came at me with a wrench or hammer I had to dodge. Quickly.