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สŸแด‡แด‡ 23 ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช/๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ž postmaster general of dipshittery. sooo sick in the odyssey when odysseus rips off his old man disguise (is nude) post doing S-tier bow shot, jumps up on a table & goes, YOU LIKED THAT?? YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL??? WELL CHECK OUT THIS ALSO EXTREMELY SICK BOW SHOT NO ONE'S ๐„๐•๐„๐‘ DONE and just nails topdog suitor thru the neck. destroyed ratio demolished exploded reduced to fine red mist the human soul departs and leaves naught but earthly meat behind INSTANT KO FATALITY ๐•Ž๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ผ๐”ป etc. etc. and so on and so forth. you get it. ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘‘ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ÿ๐”ฒ (๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘™'hotted dog) n๐‘œ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘  in ๐‘˜๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘š ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘–๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘–a ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ต โ’ถ๏ธŽโ’ธ๏ธŽโ“‰๏ธŽโ’พ๏ธŽโ“‹๏ธŽโ’บ๏ธŽ: ๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„พ ๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„พ ๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ…ˆ ๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฑ ๐Ÿ„ฟ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ด!!ย  ๐Ÿ…ธ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ต๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ…˜๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…’๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ฃ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…˜๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ฅ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…”๏ธŽ: ๐Ÿ†‚๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ด๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ด๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ†„๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ†‚๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ…ฝ๏ธŽ!!"า“แด€สŸสŸs แด›แด€แด‹แด‡ษด ส™แด€แด„แด‹แดกแด€ส€แด…s แดา“า“ แด›แด€สŸสŸ sสœษชแด› แด€แด„แด„ษชแด…แด‡ษดแด›แด€สŸสŸส แด›สœแด€แด› sสœแดแดœสŸแด…'แด แด‡ ส™ส แด€สŸสŸ ส€ษชษขสœแด›s แด‹ษชสŸสŸแด‡แด… แดแด‡ sแด›แดษดแด‡ แด…แด‡แด€แด…, sแด‡ส€ษชแดแดœs ษชษดแดŠแดœส€ษชแด‡s แด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ แด แด‡ส€ส สŸแด‡แด€sแด›, ส™แดœแด› ษชษด ส€แด‡แด€สŸษชแด›ส แด…แด‡แด€สŸแด› ษดแด แด…แด€แดแด€ษขแด‡ แด›แด แดส ส™แดแด…ส แด€แด› แด€สŸสŸ" แด„แดแดœษดแด›แด‡ส€ แด€ษดษดแด แด…แดแดษชษดษช แด›แดกแด‡ษดแด›ส แด›แดกแด‡ษดแด›ส-แด›แดกแด: 2 (า“ษชษดษขแด‡ส€s แด„ส€แดssแด‡แด… สŸแด‡แด›'s แด‹แด‡แด‡แด˜ แด›สœแด€แด› ษดแดœแดส™แด‡ส€ แด›ษชสŸ แด›สœแด‡ ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ส™แด€ส™ส!!!!)
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gormbus
omegaverse
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ratfuck

watson: quick sherlock Jeff The Killer has escaped to france and has changed his name to Geoffrey Le Killer

sherlock:

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gormbus
twutch
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xzazupsilon
brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhikerโ€™s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
#yeah
gormbus
annabelle--cane
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soldez

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

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soldez

thid is the only post i dont mind being flooded with character tags because nobody tags it as anything other than Spongebob

#today at work @ my supervisor asking me why the hell it took me the whole shift to cut a lexan full of summer squash medley#and also hastag spongbob as well
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nevereleased
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nevereleased

I am thrilled to present to you my new video โ€œ ANTOINE โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ https://lnkd.in/eYifUJMv Filmed during the last three years in Paris, Milan and Barcelona, it features some iconic places in Paris like the Louvre carousel, the forecourt of the Garnier opera, and the forecourt of the MACBA in Barcelona. Big thanks to all the filmers and everyone who helped make this video.

#huge shoutout to tumblr blaze this time#love to see a skateboard trick from time 2 time
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annabelle--cane

i watched the bear and now i wash dishes like there's a sous chef behind me telling me to kill myself

camping trip RP happening in the tags

#been meaning to watch the bear; i have it downloaded but sous chef telling me to kms while i chop shit is already my full time job & i just#dont have a hankering for chef yelling on my days off or god forbid before/after work#i want to see that manlet tour de force in the kitchen on the silver screen but my life is already a culinary fever dream ๐Ÿ˜”