how tempting it is to stop existing when you’re already barely here
do you ever just listen to sad music to let it hurt or is that just me
hi I’m auditioning for the role of Badonkadonk Cucumber and I’ll be singing That’s Not My Name by The Ting Tings
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo
the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is

I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth’s legs. This is the most precious image in existence.

This is what non-toxic masculinity looks like.
This is the world warriormale wants, and I’m A-OK with that. Fight when needed, but never fear the embrace of your brother.

I wonder if anyone ever sees me and thinks “damn I’d risk it all”
u know what’s really fun and in style right now? making others feel loved and valued

“They start missing you when they fail to replace you.”
— Anonymous (via wordsnquotes)

I raise you
Ante up
hey
i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.
When you own the story 📖, you can write 📝a brave new ending.

*hears a group of people laughing* my paranoid ass: great what did I do this time

He’s so cute omg

he says thank you every time and it makes me feel so good

Is that the “a bad man did it” baby?

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”
— (via hplyrikz)

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.
What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back




