over a decade later and grimmons still has me in a chokehold god bless
my favorite grimmons thing they do is when somebody says something to them and grif and simmons just look back at each other like "you hear that shit?" before answering
Grimmons codependency is sooo funny because like you didn’t need to do that. Like you guys were just coworkers. You guys aren’t this codependnat on the other 15 people you’ve been with for 20 year. Literaly no body made you be together. Neither of you are manipulating the other to be here. And now I think if one of you dies the other will immediately have an aneurism
when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.
these lakes look like boobs with some perspective
It kinda does (I tried)
Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time
Rule
“Woah... what is this place?”
*Demons by Imagine Dragons starts playing*
“This... is Cum City!”
THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME, THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME
“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
there are -pregs you wouldn’t even dream of
she fecundate my coitus until I conclude
socialism is when you have fun sex
