umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.
in case you didnt fucking know
the way my friend finessed us tickets to ayesha erotica at heav3n by lying about their birthday and then we didnt even go. and now karol g is at some stadium here and i could pull up for door tickets but i know i wont even do that bc ig im a lame now
What if we got rid of the television? The Internet? It would give us back our sense of place, but also our pain, and for that reason it's a nonstarter, absence of pain being what we strive for and have always striven for, this is the essence of modern life. It's why we live in the image of the world rather than in the world itself.
Karl Ove Knausgaard · “Idiots of the Cosmos.” In the Land of the Cyclops (2021)
Love you absurdly powerful skills balanced by an absurdly long cooldown I love you units that deal damage by staying alive in a fight and simply outlasting their opponents I love you powercurves that start out weak and become insanely strong the later a game goes I love you extremely high burst damage contained in a very limited window of opportunity
I love you game design that plays with the concept of time and timing you make video games so bright in a world that loves consistent DPS
imagine if there was a magic potion that made you feel hot and love your body and the only downside is that a vocal minority of the population has decided that feeling hot and loving your body makes you essentially the same as a child predator (this same group doesn't actually have any problems with actual child abuse though). this is a thought experiment with no real life applications
Not true!
Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped
Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.
i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
and here you are
nothing more completely disconcerting and uncomfortable than someone who has the same header and bio and icon on all their social medias and posts the same pictures with the same captions to both
Always listening but never learning
there's literally nothing tackier to me than guys who say they want a "goth gf" when what they mean is they want a gf who wears AliExpress thighhighs
