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I can smell you

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

im actually crying omfg

HAHAHAHAAAAHA

is this from the sopranos 😂

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

the bear is loose

'do it for the vine'

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

ʖ haha got ur nose

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“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

Seconded.