Not Gaslight Just Gassy :(

Why did the man get his own jar but the girls had to share the cup. I think it’s misogyny

i always wonder what heinous thing they could have said when i see this.

Tumblr comedy nowadays is just like "I was accosted by an Ape but luckily the skull appeared"

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

from the tags.

Welcome to my world of whimsy and silk boxers.

summoned durnehviir in tamriel and he immediately gets his hydration on. what a hydrohomie

Same energy

A mother bamboo rat (竹鼠) and child

What does a marine go through?

Gay sex 

Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

adding video to text posts was an incredible gift

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch