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The Guy

@goopiguess

Any Pronouns | JRWI Enjoyer | DHMIS Enjoyer | TF2

heeeyyyy

can i have Eyelander being the "safe driver" for demo

i mean someone accidentally bumping on the car and then he's just yelling out of window that he'll cut off the poor guy's head and then calls police

like y'know. mean sword on drive

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Eyelander road-rage is so funny to me

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ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS YEEAH

dude you really just nailed it

love seeing you drawing Eyelander sm 😭😭

WAAA TY!! I’m starting to get the hang of drawing Eyelander (and weapons in general)

Also the idea of a talking sword with an attitude is hilarious, so I never pass up the opportunity to draw him!

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icecream-wonderland

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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gremlin sounds

FILLER POLL 2: GENDER BATTLE

i have another week of theater + catching up on homework, so we have another filler poll! this time for whichever protag is the Most Gender

Dante + Ghost were personal choices from me, everyone else was nominated from the Poll Society discord :)

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TF2 Lore: M-preg is real and Medic likely is the reason to thank for that. New Zealand is sunk beneath the ocean. Abraham Lincoln was a merc in the century-long gravel war in New Mexico.

TF2 Deeplore: Scout’s actual name is Jeremy because his voice actor is a fan of Jerma.

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the creator of FNAF (markiplier) referenced jerma985 when creating the munch of ‘87

with diagrams

ok, that is a wild claim you ask. you got any cold-hards facts to back that crazy shit up? have any wacky and possibly insane claims that’ll blow my mind and also prove the crazy sentence that is apparently a title? have any potential ground breaking pieces of information that’ll back up, beyond a doubt, that i am in-fact telling the truth

yes, i do

in the 6th tf2 comic (The Naked and the Dead), scouts personification of capital g God (who is definitely, 100% accurate) claims scout dies 4/12/87. this places him at the age of around 40 when he died.

{image id: scout busts it down sexual style while walking down a set of golden stairs surrounded by clouds, behind him a man wearing a white cloth tied at the waist surrounded by winged babys (uber-rare variation on the regular baby) says “see you december 4th, 1987”, scout replies “its a date! later, guys!”}

back to the ‘87 part, where have we heard that number before?

within the very (very) extensive fnaf lore, a little known date known as “the munch of ‘87”. some may even call this munch a bite. point is, this “munch of ‘87” occurs in the exact year scout dies, coincidence?

“nay!” you shout “it cannot be, all you have given is a simple connection, nothing more!” you jest. “they should call you lie mcfakeingson, because you are a fraud!” you continue.

{image id: a stupid and probably smelly peasant eating a potato shouts “nay” to my claims. they will be proven wrong shortly}

but you’re wrong, thats only the entrance to the rabbit hole

scouts real name (also again mentioned in The Naked and the Dead) is Jeremy. the crazy, indisputable connection may not be revealed to some but those in the know understand that the suspected victim of the “munch of ‘87” is none other than a security guard known as

*drumroll sound echos throughout tightly packed business room*

Jeremy Fitzgerald!

thats right, not only does scout and ol’ fitzgerald share the same death year, but also the name name!

*among the audience inside this rather cramped and ill smelling business room a small clap is heard*

thank you, thank you. im sure its hard to grasp the idea that not only is tf2 and fnaf connected, but that the victim of the “bit… munch of ‘87” is none other than the scout!

{image id: a shitty image of a scout doing the schadenfreude taunt (that promised that it didn’t have a background, but lied) getting munched on by that bitch mangle, the prime suspect for the “munch of ‘87”. blood pours out of scouts now munched on head, scout exclaims “oh no, im fucking dead” while that cold, heartless bitch of an animatronic (mangle) mechanically states “munch”}

so, how does this all connect back to the titular jerma985? well its understood that both scout and jerma are one and the very same, both originally the same being. this holds same with all other naturally occurring jermas, this is jerma lore basics here please do understand. all jermas share a shame mind, origin and essence.

{image id: a white square titled “a small selection of some of the many naturally occurring jermas”, on it reside a quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style and getting goated with the sauce (jerma doing the face), tumblr sexyman and also mentally insane serial killer patrick bateman, sempai from fnf, mentally insane salesman spamton, and finally probably mentally insane actor william dafoe}

they might take over the world someday however idk. but would it really be a bad thing if the entire world was jerma’s domain?

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stayfearless134

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

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fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

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youtubekillsme

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

Fine I promise.

This could save people!!