Fuck It

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????

leave me and my male-presenting nipples alone

How many male-presenting nipples?

things that you absolutely should not nickname

things that you absolutely should nickname

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

borderline but acceptable

i hope all pedophiles drop dead

lmao is that an anonymous mask on his head

Lol of course it is :P

Nah but for reals, it’s a pic from the million mask march in London.

It’s true what he says though - there is no subject position from which it’s ok to talk about inequality - if you’re poor you are doing it out of jealously, if you’re not poor you’re doing it out of guilt/saviour complex, if you are young it’s just a phase, if you’re old you are hankering for times long gone and trying to recapture your youth, if you’re not well educated you just don’t understand the complexity of the situation, if you are well educated you’re in an academic bubble divorced from reality, if your politically apathetic you’re not allowed to complain, if you’re politically active you’re just trying to push your own sectarian agenda…

For every possible type of person there’s an established reason why your opinions on inequality are invalid. That’s not an accident.

your eating disorder’s severity is not determined by weight because eating disorders are not weight disorders they’re behavioral disorders thanks for coming to my ted talk

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

oh i am so genius

i filled this sugar canister with gatorade powder so i can pour it in bottles easier than the scoop

hal why must you do these things

sounds like someones been drinking hatorade

i. poured gatorade into my coffee

This is the sexiest thing allowed starting December 18

GOAT in more ways than one … I bet she faxed this, too. 👑🔥📠

(link)

i just witnessed a murder from 25 years ago

I mean sure I watch buzzfeed unsolved but mainly because I think it’s the funniest fucking thing on the entire planet that it’s these two mediocre, over dramatic American morons go to these terrifying places and just sort of stand there and do absolutely nothing, stick some fun graphics in between shots, out loud ask if there are any ghosts here with barely any more investigation and then just….leave, and the fan base has somehow decided that Shane Madej, a buzzfeed employee, is a whole demon.

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

that’s because we actually need bees

me

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?

Flip your phone upside down

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,