wow no way hfjone AND frank zappa? girl       help

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

sillay

Amelia </3

happy (belated) 3rd anniversary hfjone!

8 years ago i saw a mothafucka in central park using a wet ripe pear to maturbate and the look he had- pure exacy so i been #Paleo style #FruitBusting in nature ever since when U get older U realize i shit U not Life = Gaia 🌲🍃🌳🍀🌴🪴🌳🌾🍃🌱⛰️❄️🪺⛰️🍃⛰️☘️🌴🪨🌱☘️🌱🍄🍀🍄🍀🌴🌹🥀🌷🌹🌷🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🌾🍄🌾🌵☘️

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

I love finding out new things about Saint Robin Williams

#i think people forget sometimes that being a good ally #sometimes means guarding the closet door [via @anais-ninja-bitch]

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

oops

think i figured out how to replicate this (you're welcome dev team (btw hire me @staff))

do you love the color of the sky

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

Are you dating Shoto by chance?

im dating a 25 year old real life man

"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"

the bluey dad:

These go in my soup 😭

*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

yall i just realized the middle guy is Riz Ahmed I remember seeing this post fucking three years ago wtf

So I was doing some research and this fb thing was posted in 2013

and Riz Ahmed didn’t burst onto the Hollywood scene until 2014 with Nightcrawler (I know he was steadily working in England but I’m talking about worldwide fame that only Hollywood brings)

ON TOP of that, he filmed The Night Of in 2012, but it didn’t get released until 2016. Which means in this photo he has already filmed the role that will earn him bank and an Emmy, but in his mind he’s still just a struggling artist who may never “make it”. This image has level 5,000 in power. BUt also it means he was famous before he was famous, and he probably didn’t even know it. What a Godamn STAR

LIKE DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWN OF HIM BEFORE THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWM OF HIM???

audio from banned breaking bad episode where mike gets shrunk

Thursday: Okay. Okay, okay. Thank you so much for this. This just made my entire everything okay again. Hahahahaha!

today is monday