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i love imagining the riverdale characters aging and getting excited each time something they already knew about from the future gets invented. kevin being like oh thank god i'm allowed to reference grind'em in conversation. archie finally getting to use his chime card again. 90s toni walking into the new store 'old navy' and feeling pure bliss

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the only reason we didn't get a jarchie kiss is because of cole sprout. i just know it.

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us an archie kiss of our own. But you didn't want it, Cole! So what we got now is Regchie Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the times y'all's characters have lived together in nearly six years and you measure the short fuckin' leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Riverdale and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you. I can't make it on a couple of bunker-altitude caresses once or twice a year! You are too much for me Cole, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

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Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Archie’s dad! So what we got now is this old tree stump behind the construction lot! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me archies dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

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Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you FP, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, FP.