Hello!

I’ve read that Agatha said she loved being married to an archaeologist because the older she got, the more interesting he found her. And I think that is one of the best quotes about love that I have ever heard.

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

i jsut think that nursey is. a nice bunchh of pixls. effervescent. perfect. has never done anythin wrong in his life. i know thi s and i love him

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

You know what Good Omens does NOT get enough credit for? How it never, not once, makes gender presentation the butt of a joke.

Crowley presenting as female to be Warlock’s Nanny? The way this was filmed, acted, and written wasn’t made to be funny whatsoever. She was stunning, I loved the hat!

Pollution using they/them pronouns while the postman used the gender neutral honorific of sir for them? What’s there to make fun of? They’re royalty.

Archangel Michael, who has a traditionally male name, played by a female actress? Never questioned.

Lord Beelzebub’s androgyny? Only respect for the Lord of Hell.

Aziraphale sharing Madame Tracy’s body? Crowley recognized his angel and accepted it no problem. He was right about the dress too, it did suit him!

Crowley’s pure, unfiltered non-binary/gender-fluid energy in general? Fucking fabulous. Who could seriously make fun of this demon’s style? As someone once pointed out to me, you could swap him with Tilda Swinton and I’d see no difference. What an icon.

Good Omens is the first big show I’ve seen to basically avoid transphobia all together when the opportunity presented itself, and even say fuck you to the gender binary as a bonus. If the biggest binary in all the universe, Heaven and Hell, don’t give a damn about it then why should you? 

me: *receives nonsense information from a dream*

me: this is hidden knowledge only i am privy to

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

you’re telling me there are people who listen to music and DON’T use it as the soundtrack for the intense cinematic daydream plot they’ve always got playing in the back of their head???

People aren’t out protesting to be waitresses and hairdressers again. People are out demanding that their waitresses and hairdressers go back to work. The idea is to force the service industry to serve them despite the risk to the servers.

If you have ever wondered what modern white america would think about slavery today consider the white women yelling and screaming because no one will die to do their frosted bangs. They feel every bit as entitled to own the lives of others as they did 150 years ago.

Pls don’t repost this.

The second wave happened because they relaxed the stay at home order.

there’s literally no such thing as an ugly girl and im sorry if you’ve been brainwashed into believing otherwise 😔

there’s no such thing as an ugly boy and im sorry if you’ve been brainwashed into believing otherwise 😔

there’s no such thing as an ugly non-binary person and im sorry if you’ve been brainwashed into believing otherwise 😔

there’s no such thing as an ugly person and im sorry it you’ve been brainwashed i to believing otherwise😔

Reblog the full version cowards

Dr. Katherine (Kay) Fowler-Billings was an American naturalist and geologist. She is commonly known for being one of the earliest female geologists. In 1926 she dressed as a man to join a geologic expedition. She mapped >500 square miles of the Laramie Mountains alone in 2 Summers. She fundamentally changed our understanding of the Rockies.

She did not know how to use that gun.

What I feel a lot of people learned this week:

• people naturally like working for the sake of having something to do. Making money the only reason why people should work has tainted our views of our work.

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up