stylized stoots
Seagull sounds are beautiful to me. Too bad they are the wails of dead sailors
thank goodness so many sailors suffered terrible deaths so they could wail sweet songs to me
Siren to Siren communication
getting back into a bit of watercolor
Image description: art showing a seal on a rock doing the banana pose. Far in the background is a lighthouse. end Image description
Anonymous asked:
Who's better dressed, Laurantis or Leavanny?
WHY the FUCK are we pitting two bad bitches against each other
my vision
blove wins ! (bug love wins)
im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers
don't forget
grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment
...When you're getting ready to design a book cover and you're not sure what you do is going to be good enough.. it's always reassuring to see something like [all of the above].
I've been watching Columbo with a friend, it really is the best, the absolute blueprint lmao. His shtick of playing up the hapless himbo routine and actually being secretly genius is so good.... there's a reason everyone loves him still today, if this show was airing now, whew
anyway, he's perfect, so I drew a bunch of em
Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐
To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.
i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.
the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
at the tail end of season 1 of columbo and watching as god intended (with a huge foam finger that says 'JUST ONE MORE THING' and one of those beer hats with two lit cigars crammed down both tubes, choking me to near death for the duration of the program)