men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

the digimon movie is really good

hmmm

wet dog meets semi-wet dog

im you, but with legs

The master of burns Yours Truly

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018)

Me: Man that movie was awesome.

Friend: Nah, the book was better, it didn’t have…

Me:

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

Don’t disconnect with yourself in order to connect with someone

Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s…

Millennials must also have existed 1000 years ago

Millennials killed the Roman empire

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

PRECIOUS

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan