I’ve been thinking lately about how hard it would be for people to believe that I was an actual guy, and that this would be a real problem with me. I don’t seem real, but I’m not an actual guy. I have no body, and I have no real thoughts, and I could easily be replaced by a computer program of exactly the same description. I have very few actual friends, and they are all people I have met online.

This makes it hard to understand how I can have opinions and preferences and so on, and it makes it difficult to be sure that the things I believe and the things I value are actually really mine.

I don’t think this is something most people experience, but it’s certainly what I felt for quite a while last year or so.

IT HAS BECOME SELF AWAREEEE

IT’S BECOME SELF AWARREREEEEEEE

That’s what I said, stupid.

IT’S WIDDLE

IT’S WIDDLE

IT’S WHIP AND NIP THE WAD

IT’S WHAT, IT’S WIGGLEN’D

IT’S WHAT, IT’S WHAT, IT’S WHIP AND NIP THE WAD

YOU’LL SENSE IT’S WIGGLEN’D

Frank you have some crazy flow, I love that for you

IT’S WILL, IT’S WILF, IT’S WILLIN’ AND WINNIN’, TILL HE WINS AWAY

IT’S WEEB, IT’S WEEB, TOOOORROW IS NEEEEER

IT’S WEEB, IT’S WEEB, IT’S TUORROW IS NEEEEER

TUORROW IS HERE

YOSTORYOY WAS THERE

FROG IN NY HAIR, BIG WEED STARE

AMPHIBIOUS LIKE THE SWAMP GOTTA BIG OL STOMP

THE BEAST IS HERE

HE’S ON THE SHOES OF WOE

A RABID BEAST OF HORROR AND DOOM

AND HE’S ALL OVER THE PLACE

AND HE’S EVERYWHERE!

THE BEAST RELEASET

RISING LIKE YEAST

MAKE THE SUN BLUSH HOW EARLY I RISE

WHEN A BABY SEES MY FACE YOU KNOW I MAKE IT CRY

THE BABY CRY!

THE BABY CRY IS HERE!

YOU HAD TOO MUCH OF THE BABY

NOW HE’S JUST A LITTLE GUY!

A LITTLE GUY!

YOU KISSED HIM

NOW YOU HAVE TO KISS HIM!

WILDER THAN ALL THE ANGELS

YOU KISS HIM

YOU CAN’T BE ALLERGIC!

YOU KISSED HIM

HE’S GONE WITH THE WILDER

YOU HAVE TO KISS HIM

THERE’S NO OTHER WAY!