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I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

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Oh my god I've been so stupid

GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH

It was an outright goddamn death threat

You either take the coffee, or take the death

Metatron you nasty little piece of shit

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE I couldn't understand what the significance of that conversation/the coffee was but I think this is it.

Especially in the context of Metatron saying "For one prince of Heaven to be cast into the outer darkness makes a good story. For it to happen twice makes it look like there is some kind of an institutional problem," and then getting rid of Gabriel for not wanting to do Armageddon pt2 / the Second Coming. How many times has stuff like this happened??

(I saw a post that said Muriel might be an angel that was memory-wiped just like Gabriel given that they were present in the Job minisode and seem overly clueless a la Jim and I can see it tbh)

I bet Metatron is getting more pissed off cause the boss' son is now supposed to have his second coming and if people keep fucking up then Metatron could be in trouble w God? Bringing in Aziraphale means the job opening is filled AND he and Crowley can't team up to thwart it again. Seeing as how the memory-wipe on Gabriel didn't pan out like it likely did in the past, I could see Metatron changing tactics to something more harsh.

Bonus rwrb movie text posts ig???

Okay I've made about a million text posts but most of them have fanart and idk how cool a lot of artists are with that?? So for now have these where I used Nick and Taylor's faces instead because I didn't have the trailer when I made them hopefully enjoy

imagine being gay Kevin & your whole personality is being gay but then it turns out that your whole friend group and everyone else you know is ALSO gay. the identity crisis would be unparalleled

the thing about riverdale is that you can go “yeah that was kind of a boring episode” and then the next episode they’re dropping a bomb on the town. incomparable show

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a lot of lesbians on tv its like oh okay you are writing and costuming a straight woman and then ctrl f-ing he for she. lame. you made a straight woman a lesbian. groundbreaking. but cheryl. blossom. that woman is a femme. of course shes a lesbian. of course she wears corsets and a red lip in her day to day while haunting her own home. shes a femme!

I want Casey and Matthew to say fuck it and make rwrb into a trilogy like Netflix did with those Christmas prince movies. Give me RWRB: The Wedding and RWRB: The Royal Baby

I have a confession. I’m hair and makeup department

what if u wanted to see gifs . but tumblr said best I can do is a 5k smut centric self insert in which y/n fucks the father of the atomic bomb