Crowley: You didn’t happen to bring any tea, did you?
Aziraphale, passing him a thermos: Milk and sugar.
Crowley: You’re a lifesaver.
*drinks*
Crowley:
Crowley: Is this ... JUST milk and sugar?
Aziraphale: That’s what I said.
Aziraphale: how are we going to get in?
Crowley: don’t worry. We have magic.
Crowley: *smashes window*
Crowley: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.
Anathema: wasn’t aziraphale with you?
Aziraphale: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Currently rewatching good omens and being confronted by the reality of the fact that I am able to quote more than 75% of this show
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Crowley: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just "huh".
Aziraphale: I saw you.
Crowley: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Freddie Mercury as a turkey.
Crowley : I made a calculated risk, but man, am I bad at math.
Quarantine really brought me full circle back to good omens didn’t it
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adam: i yeeted myself out of bed this morning
pepper: oh worm? like, on god?
wenslydale: fucking superb you funky little antichrist
crowley: i know every language but this isn't one of them
Crowley: Demonic possession is just hacking someone's IRL account
Hi guys don’t know how much I’ll be posting cause junior year is actually murdering me but I’ll for sure be posting all your submissions so send some in if you want!
Can we send in submissions by DMing you a post? Like is that something that works?
Yep!!!! I prefer if you send them in the submissions (pretty much the same as sending an ask but just like a different option) but i will post submissions made by dms as well!

