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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The fourth little pig built his house out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.
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- T̴h̸e̶ ̴b̴o̸x̶ ̷i̸s̵ ̶s̶u̷p̴p̸. It into a plate T̵͉̼͉͎̗̻̉h̸̡̛̗́͛͗͂̿͒̃͑̊͝ē̴͉͖͔̼̥̟̥͇̳̠̺͗͌̃̔̉͂̑̽͐̓̍̑͠͝ͅ ̵̡̨̗͈̲̼̏̒ͅb̵̡͉̳̊̄̎̋̅́͊́́͝o̵̡̧̗͖̘͔̖͒̉͐͑̽̔͋͒̿̈́͐͛̂̀͝͠ͅx̷̥͓̻̜̘̺͆̉͂͑̆̿̆͛̏ ̶̬̠̱̻̘̞̭̟̟͇̖͉̭̪̰͇̀̊̂̇͜͝u̶͈̿̂̅̀͐̈́͌̊̃͑̊n̸̹̗̯͖̹̳̬̂̂̒̈͊̆̂́̿ͅf̶̲̯͚͉̮̦͕̭͕̘̺͐́͂̀̇͘͜o̶̡̲̙̹̜̱̙̯̾͊̀̔̌͐̚͝l̷̡̧̼̞͉̻̖͇̬̻͇̪͕͖̟̂̾̇͐̔͜͜͠d̴̨͖͈̝̲͓̞͚̘̳͓̞͇̒̾̓͗̎̈̆̕͠s̶͇̺̫͎̣͕̄́̃̊̄̆̑̍̊̽͆̔. Olds into a plate
fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for “offering bad advice”, you can replace “reddit” in the url with “ceddit” to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the “"bad advice”“ is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn’t trust the cops
in this thread, the OP talks about how a local cop in their small town in Ohio is stalking him and, in particular, his fiancée, to the point that they’re afraid to leave their home.
A lot of the deleted comments are recommending cameras on the house and the cars
a lot more of them are recommending OP file a complaint, and refuse to leave until he gets the forms he needs
and a few are discussing the way small-town cops work with little to no oversight, and that it might be good to talk to someone higher up the chain.
none of these comments needed to be deleted. none of these comments are harmful or malicious in anyway. All of these comments are helping OP learn and exercise his rights as a citizen, and all of them were deleted. What all the comments have in common is that it would cause the cop to face any kind of consequences for behavior that, were a civilian doing it, would be illegal.
Guy I know but who isn't exactly called a friend, but who is also more than just an acquaintance, like a co-worker but not a co-worker:
"Um, what was the name of that Valve game with the crowbar?... Half... Half... Was it half what?...."
Me, suffering and starting to asphyxiate to death as I've been trapped under rubble for five hours and my not friend refuses to help me until he remembers the name of the game (The accident left him deaf and none of us have noticed yet):
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

TBH?
(To Be Honest.) Broccoli is quite GOOD...
Toddlers are coping and seething at this one





