comet

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

I don't respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts

What if they have snails crawling down the outside?

me when sun characters are terrifying and destructive. me when light is an overwhelming damaging power. me w

Be careful princess  🌸

I just love that multiple people not only thought “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

god I love this website sometimes

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

Star Shower ⭐✨ 🌟

It's finally raining in California! Time to draw all the rain 🌧️ ☔

HD images and video process are found on my Patreon

read the first sentence and was like what did i even do and then i read the rest and im like yea you know what i WOULD BENEFIFT from being exploded a little bit. you're so right

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

free my girl she did the same things as the celebrated male protagonists but the fandom has labeled her irredeemable

whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i've been inducted into is

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

anyone else relate

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

if two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - Anti-feminist because no women are getting laid.

RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Anti-feminist. It's only feminist if a woman is present and not being sexualized. Otherwise it's just another male-driven narraative.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Feminist. Women love yaoi.

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - It's deeply misogynistic because they're speaking over women.

INLAND EMPIRE [Formidable: Success] - Actually it's fine because two fully clothed women are standing in the OR operating view room, commenting like Statler and Waldorf.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Medium: Success] - It's only feminist if it was written by a straight woman.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible : Success] - Depends on whether the men are lesbians. Hope this helps.

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - Whatever makes straight people who have to listen to this argument most uncomfortable.

LOGIC [Legendary: Success] - Two men are only allowed to have sex with each other if they're in the same room as at least two women, and those women need to introduce themselves and have a conversation that's not about the men having sex in the room.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Easy: Success] - That's a lot of work to be putting on women.

SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] - In a way, it could be yuri. That's sex two women could be having... but they aren't. Why? That's the yuri itself... the longing.

KLAASJE - "It's feminist if I can watch."

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥