Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"
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okay so like. what’s important to remember that although i think i could explain myself here. i am simply not going to.
can't believe they used to have guitar hero tournaments but the contestants just played the game sitting down. where's the theatrics. where's the showmanship. i wanna see those guys running across the stage while shredding out to through the fire and flames
when I was in high school we did one of these and during the Freebird solo one kid did a power slide on his knees and played it with the guitar behind his head a la Hendrix
that guy fucking gets it
Eddie likes leaving little notes around for Steve to find. Some days they are just little reminders of his love tucked into Steve’s work vest. Other times Steve will wake up and go to brush his teeth to find a new doodle stuck to the mirror in his bathroom. Then there are these…
“My Godless soul yearns to know yours, only then will it know what religion feels like. Also I wanna suck your dick.”
Steve keeps it all the same.
you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
I uhhh got a little carried away
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
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I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov
Better than most tv
And Keanu says something really interesting to me on the first John Wick. He comes to me and he goes, “Look, just so you know, little bit of advice, when you edit, once a week, you should see the edit on the big screen.” And I’m like, OK, we’ll try. Later, alone with him, I’m going, “Well, why?” He’s like, “I’m a big-screen actor.” And I had no fucking idea what that meant. I thought it meant a movie star. And he’s like, “No, no, no, no.”
And he started talking to me about non-verbal acting, like gestures, motions. And he’s like, “Look, when you see me on a little monitor and I give this little look, it’s one thing. But when you see it on a 40-foot screen, that look’s going to say a lot. That’s what I want to play this guy as. So just please be aware of it, so when we punch in on the closeups, it’s going to mean something.” And it kind of really clicked for me right there.
I’ve always been fascinated by non-verbal gesture, body language. Keanu would go through and strip his dialogue down. It was like, “No, no, nope. I’m just going to cuddle the puppy.” In the first John Wick, he doesn’t talk for 32 minutes. Try to sell that one to a studio: You have Keanu Reeves and you’re not going to let him talk.
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the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop
Reading isn't enough, I need to inject steddie RIGHT into my brain
Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!
Also, I have the ADHD! If you stop me while I'm doing X and ask me to do Y, I will immediately switch to doing Y because THAT IS THE ONLY WAY IT IS GETTING DONE. I do not have the option of finishing X and then getting around to Y, I will 100% forget and I know this about myself from years and years of experience of living in my brain.
You ask an ADHD person to do something, you're getting it RIGHT NOW or NEVER. Those are the only two times.
Welcome to time blindness, enjoy your visit, I live here.
The one with a broken bottle, a kink discovery, a bisexual awakening/panic and Eddie just having a terrible horrible no good very bad day. You know the one. Enjoy with the lights on.
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noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴
The Woman In Black (2012)
but i will never get over, oh, the sweet love of my blue ridge mountain boy