YEEEEEEEEEEE
People who dont watch unus annus try to explain this photo
alright then
Mark is assisting his friend's pregnancy and is using his "special" way to do that.
after the kid is born, Mark is gonna eat both kid and friend
This is terrifying but also probably my favorite response
What is Mark's special way
king-cricket
god destroying the tower of babel
there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down
Anonymous asked:
If Steven's dead, why is he bleeding?
Steven being a slightly troubled teen
"And I have a pimple on my cheek and EVERYTHING S U C K S!"
Have I ever told y’all how much I love steven
(Pls unmute)
A BEAN BOY
(gives you a substance that affects your brain)
i think i’m about to pass out
monavat-deactivated20210419
Alternative to cursed otp: greg had a love of his life, Rose, but tragedy hit and she was lost to him destroying her form. Their newborn was dying, something went wrong with how Steven was born. Perhaps gem and humans just weren't meant to mix. Greg becomes desperate. He doesn't want to lose the last bit of Rose he had or his son. Desperate people make desperate decisions. So he made a deal with a demon, but didn't realize Steven would pay the price. 1/2
SPUD PLEASE THIS AU WAS ALL A JOKE AND NOW YOU’RE MAKING IT COOL HOW DARE YOU
But tbh it does sound really cool, with magic and demons and all that stuff hehe
Gen z kids be like “hmmm today I will listen to Jack Stauber - Buttercup”