A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
legendary
i fuckin lost it at “I bet you ain’t neva had a ghost jack you off befoe”
How life is going right now
naturalyfindingme
omfg
almost-athena
Yall aint have to put her in slow motion like that 😩😭
Source: thecommonchick.com



