give this 100 notes and I’ll ask my crush if we can hang out 

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i have full faith that holly looks up to mike and will go through a goth/grunge era

omg, your black, skinny jeans are sooooo babygirlcore, babygirl

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

What he said

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

My humble contribution

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

ive added my end of the chaos

Beautiful

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

I don’t fishing know

Has this been done yet?

had to contribute to tumblr history

Oh my god this is tumblr history

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

Yes we are✨

my hand slipped oop

fool i posted my meme before you

oh okay then-

someone-

I dare some one to keep going.

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

Thank you 😝🤣

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

My humble contribution

I made one

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Inspiration struck

how the fuck is the original one only from 2016

another ending woohoo

Allow me to add onto this masterpiece

ANOTHER

and here we have the stunning conclusion:

Hi, I hate this and my brain hurts

Okay the next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr to them I’m just gonna show them this and watch them slowly implode

PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS-

i just went on a whole journey and i would like to go back pls

@anomalous-heretic

i was gonna add something with a screenshot of the heart, but i think tumblr ate everything available

truly the terminal meme

it’s back and i am afraid

This abomination is going to Superhell for meme crimes.

Oprahousebookworm’s contribution to this was the latest I had seen. Imagine my sheer terror and pure joy at seeing all the additions to this post! Its beautiful and horrid all at once!

I had to

well well well how the turn tables

This is why I love you all so much

need to add more

Mother f-

Take your pick

you never truly understand how greatly things can escalate until you put in into perspective

alright. i’m by myself. i’m in the dark. the Fear is not present.

pray for me that it doesn’t return the second i put away my phone to go to sleep.

is the Fear a person? Like the babadook but instead of symbolising guilt, it symbolises whatever type of fear you feel. I feel like it would have gray skin and eyes that never blink, but not in a creepy way. A sad way. And their nails have been chewed down and their hair has been pulled out. And they stay near the bedroom walls at night, breathing heavily. They hide during the daytime. But at night, they feel a bit more free. They walk up to the window and stare at the stars, clouds, storm, moon, and trees. They want to leave, but they’re bound to the room by some force. They yearn for freedom, but they can’t have it. They’re stuck in a mental state of knowing the world is so big, and being scared of what happens if they were to leave their zone of comfort. They’re scared they’ll be hurt when they’re already hurting.

Fuck it, my crush is hot. I don’t care if they look like dried up celery at times, that also means that the look like well hydrated celery sometimes. And they’re a hot fucking celery stick.

the little rascal

im bored but i don't want to do anything about it. It's also 1am and this is supposed to be a poetry blog but no one actually likes my posts or anything so fuck it you bitches (affectionately)

anyways, imma get back to eating vegan sour gummies out of a fancy china teacup i got in year 2

WOW THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

why did i read that in a british accent. why.

when you realize you have mutuals

sorry, forgot to have a character arc

if you're autistic, reblog this. i want to find my tribe.

I always see a cloaked puppeteer

They control what shouldn't be put in the hands of another

They let me see life beyond laughter and dismissal

But the strings attached are barbed wire, setting deeper into my skin with every wrong move

They have a mirror strapped to their chest

An excuse

An escape

From the life of being a joker

From being tortured from entertainment

To have a seat at the table but not being served a meal

Starving and almost going rogue

But the wires keep me in place, grating into my bones

Don't dream

Don't speak

Don't cry

Don't breathe

Damn dude.

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

This needs to be shpwn to the world

Saw some dude on Tiktok say that if men "have to do" no nut November then women need to do "no menstruation March"....what the fu-

Bitch i wish. I would be booking a flight to bali for that month no hesitation