So THIS is why "Crowley STOP" is trending on my Twitter feed...!

...Sorry, I can't stop laughing. What a fabulous piece of trolling. :)

If you want to see (links to) the source on Twitter, they're over here.

(wanders off chortling) ...I need more tea.

ETA: I know that the jury’s out on whether the people posting this on Twitter were trolling or not. @petermorwood’s take on it convinced me: “Too good-humored for real Christians of that particular stripe. Not enough venom.”

But if it’s not trolling, the right thing to do is laugh at it. And if it is trolling, the right thing to do is laugh at it. So we may as well invoke Korzybski’s Stipulation — “a difference that makes no difference, is no difference”— and just go back to the laughing. 😏

the reason i think they're trolling is because they're demanding an apology from (among others) a man who's been dead for eight years

pick one. this is your new roommate

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uh, source?

Source:

This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol

Costume. Chitons.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

also chlamys:

and exomis:

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

ancient Egyptian robes

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

:)

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

I love when there’s a really bending heavy episode because you just KNOW Sokka is about to get the dumbest C plot

They stuck that boy in a hole for 22 minutes

The funniest part is probably that she only left him because he tried to appeal to fucking incels and terfs on fucking twitter.

anyone wanna hang out at the park w me

ok follow up from my last poll

**if the drink was mixed with more than 1 other non-alcoholic drink then just pick cocktail, but if it was something like a vodka & coke (or u drank it straight lol) then pick whatever

also if u pick other tell me in the tags/replies what it was!

okay i know “like zorro” is a Lot but is no one going to mentioned his penis “rattled” against her teeth like it’s full of ball bearings

WHO PUBLISHED THIS MAN TO BEGIN WITH?

Publication is apparently entirely about Who You Know

How many hands does this woman have????

The sheer physical impossibility of virtually every moment of this scene truly boggles the mind. I just…

She’s blowing him. She “lifted herself from his face” so maybe they’re 69ing? She takes his dick out of her mouth (presumably uses her hand?) and “whips the pillow away” (another hand?) His dick literally wrenches itself out of her hand and he cums into his own eye (completely lost on that one). And then somehow she scratches into his back with her nails trying to…

…you know what, never mind, my brain is begging for release.

i used to think of Half Life: Full-Life Consequences as my low bar for ‘you must be this tall to write’.

i still do… but now i have a similar mark for erotica.

you gotta include this photo

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how many tumblr users have drank hard liquor straight

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

I still like this one

How about this old gold

@immamotherpugger

Every time I see these I just sob with laughter.