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Brynne or Gogoat | he/she/they | 23 | dont be an asshat
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korolevx-deactivated20180128

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

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korolevx

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

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mlkjr

what does Quil do

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softbutxh

All the time all the time

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If Kalos and Paldea are anywhere near as close as their real world counterparts, Nemona could realistically be on her family's private jet and participating in the Z-A Battle Royale in roughly two hours from the moment she hears about it. Lumiose City is this close to being under siege and they don't even know it.

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The reason people say "L" when they see you isn't because they think it's your name, dude.

I'm damaging you I'm damaging you I'm damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don't look at the hoes I came in with look at me

this post was about tanking in ff14

We need to kill everyone who works at youtube yesterday.

FORCED AI AUTO DUBBING???? ON ALL NON ENGLISH VIDEOS???? INCLUDING LANGUAGE LEARNING ONES??? FORCED AI UPSCALING??? FORCED AI DESCRIPTIONS????

Descriptions are a mere boondoggle, but AUTO DUBBING? Upscaling???? Isn't this a violation of IP consent?

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some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

for those of you who haven't been keeping up with Riku's VA streaming Kingdom Hearts:

  • he is using a rare mage build
  • he calls trinity marks "banksies"
  • he is obsessed with sending the postcards
  • every time Kairi appears or is mentioned he gets audibly miffed because she jokingly suggested taking the raft without Riku and now he's mad at her
  • he similarly hates Donald for putting the kibosh on Riku coming with them in the Gummi Ship. he calls him "the duck" and kicks him out of his party whenever possible.
  • he is the type of gamer who meticulously combs the map thinking up abstract solutions to simple puzzles
  • he ships Merlin and the Fairy Godmother
  • he says Riku fills his pants with water and keeps fish in there

Two different people i follow, who as fast as I know have no connection, are both posting about whatever seems to be happening to the.. Seattle Mariners ?? We're doing baseball now i guess??

we ALL know that the friday the 13th series has exactly twelve films which feels like they are just begging for one more. However the last one was made in 2009 so it really feels like no one is going to do it except for me. so here are my pitches for the revival and final installment:

Friday the 13th: Thursday the 12th - A time travel movie where they simply stop Jason from drowning as a kid and he turns out normal. However the normal-Jason timeline is actually a worse timeline so now they have to convince a normal boy to become a killer. At the end we can all rest easy knowing that Jason murdering people was all for the best

Friday the 13th: Mid-Life Crisis - Jason realizes that this has all really been overkill (pun intended) and starts applying for other jobs. The villain in this one is the job market. Jason kills Elon Musk at the end. That part's just in there as a little treat for me.

Friday the Laidteenth - Jason has sex and realizes it was no big deal and he didn't need to react that way about it

Friday the Goalteenth - While on his killing rampage, Jason accidentally stumbles into a hockey rink. One team's coach mistakes him for the goalie (because of his mask) (he already killed the real goalie btw) and he makes a game-winning save. The film slowly becomes an inspirational underdog story about a down-on-their-luck team and Jason, who has finally found his passion.

Friday the Gayteenth - This one is an AU where Jason and Michael Myers meet as children and match each other's freak so hard that they slowly fall in love over the course of many summers. it's like if call me by your name was one million times worse and also unwatchable