and sadly he’s in my head and not in my arms
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
im not a fan of this sleeping alone thing anymore
I want a dog sleeping next to me
Fat cat*
Girlfriend*
All of the above
playlists for angelic moods~
you feel sensual and are ready to rejuvenate - you step into your clawfoot bathtub that’s full of rose petals, lavender oil, and pink salt
you’re wandering Paris - the sky looks like cotton candy, the Eiffel Tower is starting to twinkle, and there’s a fresh raspberry macaron in your hand
you’ve stumbled upon a fairy garden - the fairies whisper sweet compliments into your ears and sprinkle their dust atop your hair
there’s an extravagant ball tonight - you’re a princess, dressed in a beautiful gown and delicate tiara, and have just been asked to dance
you’re walking in New York City - you’re wearing your favorite silk dress and heels, lightly buzzed on rosé, hailing a taxi for a night out
it’s the early 2000s - you’re in your bedroom with your best friends, gossiping about your crush and wearing baby pink Juicy Couture
“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible
“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad
“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read
The inherent eroticism of a waistcoat
With the shirt sleeves rolled up?
Yes
Yes! White shirt, slightly open at the neck, sleeves rolled up.
Hand-colored photos of early 20th century Japan taken by Branson Decou
“A time that is not mine seems to rain inside my eyes.”
— Julia Uceda, from Poems of Cherry Lane (1968); “Time Reminded Me,”
colin firth literally has the sexiest scenes in the entire movie industry and im not even referring to the wet shirt lake scene™ but to that iconic time he killed a bunch of asshole homophobes in a church and that other time he beat the shit out of hugh grant in a fountain. now, those scenes? peak pornography. instant nut. you can’t change my mind
into my arms by nick cave and the bad seeds // 100 years by florence + the machine // 1 john 4:8 // square by mitski
Curious Artefacts: The Black Orlov (Eye of Brahma), one of the most famous cursed diamonds (Story in comments) [1000x721]
“Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.”
— Gillian Flynn, from ‘For Readers’










