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she/her. 22. aro/ace.

BREAKING NEWS: Finland declared VICTORS of Eurovision Song Contest 2023 after FREAK ACCIDENT leaves Swedish USURPER Loreen FLATTENED in the sandwich maker, leaving her « as two-dimensional as her performance », one avid voter was overheard to say.

Asked for comment on the incident, the ESC council simply had one short statement: « Love wins ».

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