A pair of cherry blossom ravens~

"Mozart was autistic because he was a child prodigy who wrote whole pieces in a day" no Mozart was autistic because he used echolalia and always spoke the truth even though it got him violently ejected from his workplace and had no interest in marriage and had a childish personality and sense of humor and was routine-oriented and had a low frustration tolerance. the prodigy thing has almost nothing to do with it. I would like to see one scholar within my lifetime consider the posthumous diagnosis for ANY reason other than "little boy played music well." I take personal offense to the fact that despite his utter genius he's been considered immature by academics because of his mannerisms. where have I heard THAT one before?

A quote from his father:

"He was so extremely fond of me - I, of course, fairly doting upon him - that he would repeatedly enquire whether I truly loved him; and when in jest I would occasionally say 'No,' his little eyes would fill with tears, so sensitive and loving was his heart."

From his sister:

"He loved our parents, especially our father, so much that he composed a little tune which he would sing every night before going to bed - for which purpose purpose father would stand him on a chair. Father was invariably required to sing the second part, and when this little ritual, which was never overlooked, was finished, Wolfgang would kiss our father very sweetly and go to sleep peaceful and contented. And this went on, every night, except when he was ill and already in bed, until he was in his tenth year."

"Until he was almost ten years old, he had an insurmountable horror of the trumpet when it was sounded alone, without other instruments; merely holding a trumpet toward him terrified him as much as if it had been a loaded pistol. His father wished to overcome this childish alarm, and ordered me once, in spite of the boy's pathetic pleading, to blow towards him; but, oh God! How I wish that I had not been induced to do it. Wolfgang no sooner heard the blaring sound than he turned deathly pale, began to collapse, and would certainly have fallen into convulsions, had I not immediately let off."

But yeah let's focus on his skill set like everyone else around him did

we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield

when the kitten is asleep, I sneak out to cuddle with the adults

he saw his reflection for the first time

Absolutely love this cat. He's sherlockthecat_official on tiktok and his bit is for his fans to accuse him of the wildest shit while he stares blankly at the camera:

Bonus:

Valentines cards!

[Patreon Feb 14 2023]

After years of night shifts, he finally has to talk to someone

how would you feel if your uncle figure assumed you wanted to die with all the other cursed creations of your father?

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

Redraw of this dude from 2 years ago

og under here \/

MAG1983 was so crazy

she's so curious and gentle

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

Toy Major Trading Co. Rubber Unicorn (2013)

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

It is a LITERAL thousand-year-old myth that once, when a giant stole Mjolnir to force Freya to marry him, Thor somewhat successfully impersonated the goddess of love and beauty (with Loki as his lovely handmaiden full of excuses as to why she ate an entire ox at dinner) and participated in a fake wedding to get it back.

Please observe Freya’s chariot cats supervising the whole thing going “Gods are so dumb this will never work.”

Look at Loki helping in this version–he looks so excited!

Hemsworth and Hiddleston would have been so down to portray this

We were robbed of this scene and I feel it in my blood.

The best thing about this story is that Thor really doesn’t try, at all.

Like he puts on the dress, he keeps his mouth shut, but that is where his contributions to keeping up this ruse end.

Loki is the one who has to come up with an explanation for why the blushing bride has just finished off half the banqueting table and washed it down with four full barrels of mead (“Freyja was so excited for the ceremony, she hasn’t eaten in a week!”) and, when the groom takes a peek under the veil, why she’s glaring at him with such clear murder in her eyes (“she’s er… tired. Like super super tired. Hasn’t slept in a week.”).

Thor barely restrains himself from slaughtering everyone in the room until his hammer comes out, and then he grabs it and uses it to slaughter everyone in the room.

Depending on how you read the scene he’s either genuinely unaware of how women are meant to act (or potentially too Masculine to restrain himself) or he’s just so full of contempt for Loki’s plan that he refuses to put in more than the very bare minimum.

Or Freyja is Just Like That and Thor thinks he is doing a particularly good job impersonating her - she is a war goddess after all.

Reblogging for that last addition - I’d never thought of that but now that you mention it I wholeheartedly believe it. 

Especially after Thor and Loki proposed that she just marry the giant, she apparently flipped out at them and they immediately had to back off like “okay nope plan B!” 

Thor is probably patting himself on the back for portraying Freya’s normal expression so accurately.