one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.

me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug

winnie the pooh heritage post

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

don't share this leak around too much, but I hear the new star wars is going to feature a terrifying sith lord by the name of darth marenghi

Nᴏ ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴ ᴡᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I ᴅᴏ. I ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ.

aragorn is in hell <3

Deep Sea Animal Paperclips, by Colorata.

@punkitt-is-here

You guys remember silly bands?

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

best thing ive ever been commissioned for in my life, shadow wizard money gang fight stick art. the rings are set up so that buttons are like gems

Good news everyone! its been turned into the real thing, i hope my client tears it up at locals

fun game! mutuals what would you do with $250 000 that wasn’t paying a ticket to get in a giant tin can to see an underwater mass grave?

go back

another lost to the Corvid AoE