Boobs are checked 😉

Sound ID: a fluffy tabby meowing three times

Shes letting you know shes the tinyest littlest baby ever

It’s weird to think that some people aren’t daydreaming 24/7 and creating all kinds of stories and worlds in their heads. Do you mean that when you’re listening to music or walking somewhere your mind is just blank? Sounds weird.

food-shaped cat toys are the greatest invention of mankind. have you ever seen a little guy hold a little donut

Pride donut! Plus a jealous Kuroko

what's that comment? "you wouldn't use a rapier in the same situation you'd use a folding chair"

What vibe do I give off?

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive

bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how

Back pain? Have you tried:

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were