Or let's just stay home

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

you people are NOT reblogging this

TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

This is a distance of roughly 625 miles and we are going to assume that the speed does not include the time penalty of Spain having a different Rail Gauge than France.

At 890 miles of rail you can get New York to Chicago which would be the ideal first route, but what can you get with 625 miles that makes more since than Columbus?

Well at that distance you can get Raleigh-DC-Philadelphia-NYC- Boston

With intermediate stops in Richmond, Baltimore, New Haven, and Providence

That is a route that is not only good, but has potential to be one of the most used rail lines in the world if it were at high speeds and a cheap price

How about putting some more rails, especially high speed, out here in the midwest, so those of us stuck out here can travel without hours in a car or spending hundreds on a plane ticket?

I guess another route of equivalent length would be St.Paul-Madison-Milwaukee-Chicago- -Indianapolis-louisville

I remember when Obama put aside the money for a rapid light rail system from Chicago to Minneapolis. And the loathsome then Governor of Wisconsin gave the money back, and blocked the project.

Hate that loathsome former WI governor >:(

This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so

He says, “I’m still the same person.”...

...I say, “But you’re not. You’re different. I will never look at you in the same way again. It’s a visceral feeling. Maybe because I’m your mother. All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

MCU movies & tv shows as of Early May 2024*

FILMS

Phase 1 Films

Phase 2 Films

Phase 3 Films

Phase 4 Films

Phase 5 Films

SHOWS

Marvel Studios (disney+)

Phase 4 Shows & Specials

Phase 5 Shows

Marvel Television (abc, netflix, hulu, freeform)

Marvel One-Shots (direct-to-video movies)

*I personally haven't followed the MCU closely in years so I had to look through several Wikipedia articles to compile this list. I tried to make this list thorough, but if I missed anything let me know.

Tonight, we remember one who lent his enormous talent to telling the story we have all come to love. Hail, the victorious dead!

May the Simbelmynë cover his tomb as it did the tomb of the one he so accurately portrayed.

Bernard Hill Dec 17, 1944 - May 5, 2024

Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊

Where is the horse gone? Where the rider? Where the giver of treasure? Where are the seats at the feast? Where are the revels in the hall? Alas for the bright cup! Alas for the mailed warrior! Alas for the splendour of the prince! How that time has passed away, dark under the cover of night, as if it had never been!

Wealth is lent us, friends are lent us, Man is lent, kin is lent; All this earth's frame shall stand empty.

What the actual fuck

Boycott this goddamn song contest. Now. And forever.

I hope protesters find a way to fuck this shit up. Keep the pressure on.

i actually think that one of the most deepest secrets in life is that you actually have to hit a baseball with a baseball bat. like idk if some of you have gone your whole life without hitting a baseball but like genuinely I don't think i've ever experienced a better feeling than that. It feels so right. so solid . the noise it makes is perfect. if you have a batting cage near you i actually implore you to just give it like 30 minutes i feel like you'll know exactly what I mean

its ok to use a T but it will be more satisfying if you learn how to hit a pitch. i agree though theres a Visceral.. FEEL. as though in a single instant your entire body becomes a fulcrum against the earth leveraging every inch of your will and the earths mass against this insignifigant gnat flying at you and CRACK it becomes a speck in the distance

DS9 didn’t have to go this hard with a brilliant illustration of traumatic grief in the first episode

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

And we’re still reblogging it. Because we can. Because this picture of a guy holding a Family-Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios meant something, even if we’re never going to be sure of what.

hey genuine question do you ever feel such impending doom on a random tuesday morning that the only thing you want to do is claw your eyes out do you can't see and scratch yourself until all the nerve endings are damaged and the pain can take over and cloud the horrifying clarity that whatever you do is meaningless and you will never amount to anything in life and will ultimately die alone and be lost to oblivion. do you ever.

got my period

coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human