PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

From what I remember the black beard means he don’t wanna fight, he wanna do the other f word XD

“Mother I am horny!!”

the occasional mpreg or omegaverse joke is funny in a haha fandom way but some of you can clearly not read the fucking room because why do i open any replies on posts/pics about trans men undergoing pregancy and its all like omegaverse knotting jokes. can’t you say ‘congrats’ and move on instead of bringing fanfiction fetish brainrot to the immediate attention of strangers going through the extremly vulnrable and scary situation of being visably pregnant as a trans person.

also just like in general stop being so fucking weird about pregnant men like jokes are one thing. i get that its a fandom phenomeon. but if you can’t just. think for a moment about how it might feel to be a pregnant man in a world where being visably trans or defying gender expectations can be dangerous and where every stage of pregnancy and birth is incredibly gendered. i think you can get why theres a difference with being a mpreg weirdo on literally every mention of male pregnancy ever

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

The fact that none of the gay bitches on this site want to fuck Gregory House is fucking heartbreaking

Fucking me right now

The before and after of Clerks 3 experience

Palmer: I’m willing to do a lot of things, but admitting to Dr Mallard that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

Sometimes I randomly remember that Ducky had a different Assistant M.E. before Jimmy Palmer and then I start to wonder what NCIS would be like and how different it would be if Gerald Jackson was still around.

i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I haven’t really written anything in about a year, but kinda wanna get back into it, so I thought I’d start again by just writing little blurbs. So yeah, this is 65 words of a gn reader in TCM, I guess. I’m a better artist than I am a writer so please be gentle 🥲

You and your friend are running through the woods frantically, the revving of a chainsaw quickly catching up to you. “Was it worth it, Y/N?!? Getting us all killed so you could have a chance at getting some serial killer ass?!?”

“YES!” you yell back at your friend. “Zero regrets!”

Your friend turns to you appalled. “We’re all gonna *die,* Y/N!”

“Worth it!”

This is amazing 😂

Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?

I was so wrong

I would not have guessed that in a million years, no.

DannyMay Day 15: Finals

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

no fucking way💀

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

Reblog if it is infact, the year 2023 right now

I have been thinking about Harry Potter a lot recently but imagine being like trans in Hogwarts. Specifically FTM. Because boys can't go in the female dorms but girls can go in the male dorms. Imagine you are assigned into the female dorms and then you're getting ready to go to bed School just started up for the year and the staircase turns into a slide 😶. Now everybody's staring at you because nobody's seen this happen before The whole common room is talking about you.

Bonus: You haven't "figured it out" yet and the sorting hat is literally fucking with your head. "another L/n boy" or "Mr. L/n" And then when you say that you're a girl sorting hat just goes quiet and is like "oop... I've said too much."

If you don't feel old yet, this might:

Wilbur Robinson is 13 years old in the year 2037...

This guy is due to be born next year (2024)