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Gegegege, Intellectual.

@goggleboyneptune-archive

Indie RP/Cosplay blog of Neptune Vasilias from Monty Oum's RWBY | Archived 1/10/17
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Hello, Duo! You previously posted a link to the RT Community Secret Santa; there is also a Secret Santa run by Rooster Teeth themselves! They’re two separate events, and fans can sign up for both.
A link to the doc linked in the first screenshot: https://t.co/jLIFOLxVQ9

Thank you! I knew about the official RT secret santa, but the community sign up ended today so I wanted to promote it before then. Thank you though for sending me all the info for the official RT one!

If you can support the community RT Secret Santa, do it! Its been running for several years, and unlike the RT one, the gifts DO NOT have to come from the store if you are a bit strapped for cash. Or do both and double down on that festive cheer

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if/when neptune shows up in vol 4, ill probably just make a new blog and archive this one 

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Neptune: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.
Sun: I can't hear you. Shirt's over my ears.
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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  • ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  • ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  • ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
  • ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  • ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
  • ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  • ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
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When your employees kick a very weakened desk and are surprised when everything -including expensive equipment- breaks

When your co-workers kick a very weakened desk and are surprised when everything -including expensive equipment- breaks after you told them it would break before they even kicked it