my girlfriend thought the villain from the new spiderman was called 'the hole' and i cant stop laughing
across the spiderverse reintroduces such classic comic book villains as 'The Free Use Cumslut', originally introduced in Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #98 (January 1985),
Trans women are weak to Ice Damage 🧊.
Trans men are weak to Fire Damage 🔥.
Nonbinary people are weak to Oysters 🦪.
Why not lightning damage ⚡?
It strikes down then up again after all, scientifically.
Nonbinary people are weak to Oysters 🦪.
pamela anderson: hippo no look behind you
fat hippo bitch: omg ok .. *moves*
if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top
can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars
maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*
Anonymous asked:
bruh you just typed the f slur fully uncensored on the gay site 🫠
I dont let men fill me up like a petrol tank just to be told I cant say faggot
So like, has that word been taken back by the gay community like the Q-word was? Human communication is such a brain teaser.
Why are you horse roleplaying on my anal sex faggot post. Can you leave
hold on, let’s hear what Silver Spoon has to say
this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life
Dude when the age regressor starts waddling towards the unlocked gun safe during littlespace hours...
[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!
lost in the beautiful world conjured up by this tweet