how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire

Black Ops 2 disk read errors?
If you’re planning on buying a hard copy of Black Ops 2 you might want to wait. It seems that some retail copies have the wrong files on them. A few Steam users are reporting that their second disk is actually Mass Effect 2. Now if this happen on Steam you could just simply let Steam download the missing files after you have the game linked to your account. Not sure how EA and Treyarch will deal with this for console users.
In light of today’s news, she is now…
That is the best “your mom” joke I’ve ever heard.
ok guys i’m not even going to try to be modest this is the best thing i’ve ever done and i’m super proud of it and yes it was done in sharpie
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS LOOK. This guy works at the same studio where I got my lady and it just popped up on my FB feed.
I almost want to cry it’s so awesome…
Credit: Zane at STR Body Modification, Wyong, Australia
It’s… it’s beautiful.


