This happened to me in real life

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

people on my post not understanding Big drink culture OK here: 1) big drink is an all day affair. you are carrying that 32 oz cup around like your life depends on it Ok you signed custody papers for that thang. 2) it’s mostly ice so when you finish the drink just fill it back up with water and/or wait for all the ice to melt. this is a little trick called Drink 2. 3) i can’t just buy 2 small drinks at once because first of all the entire appeal is tjay im getting like 4 cans worth of soda or tea or whatever for 99¢. second of all we can’t just walk around double fisting two cups all day we need at least one hand free to masturbate while driving

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE FUCKING VIDEO THAT GOT SPAMMED ALL OVER THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHEN TUMBLR INTRODUCED AUTOPLAY ON VIDEOS. JUST REAMS AND REAMS OF THIS FUCKING THING GOING OFF ONE AFTER THE OTHER AS YOU SCROLLED.

Fucking magical times.

by june bates

“all men are complicit in sexism and benefit from misogyny” is stating the function of a system in society, not demonizing men’s interiority. twisting that statement into some sort of insidious lie about men’s character in order to refute it on the basis that some men are good is disingenuous. there have been hundreds of thousands of good, kind men who have benefitted from misogynistic systems bc they are systems, not schools of thought or beliefs

"I'm smoking for one now!" - cool woman after getting abortion

in love with this image

Got a new favorite spam email

ive had this photo from r/stupiddovenests open in a tab for like 3 days because it inspires such hope and joy in me that im afraid to close it in case i never find another source of those emotions as potent as this

LOVE WINS TODAY!!!!!!!!!

LOVE WINSSSS

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

what the hell is this

this is how they killed jesus

Happy Good Friday

a single movie can come out where the female lead doesnt have unambiguously wholesome motives and every single person on social media has to be like okay women? i'm not sure if you get this but murder is BAD? the character who killed someone... that was a BAD THING, you shouldn't kill people, murder and cults aren't good? okay thanks, my feeble mind was confusing fiction and reality again so this really helped

why so celibate

-the jerker

Why did this make me laugh

Because my friend you have a jovial soul