"do you think [redacted] sucks my armpits !?!?" - girl in my art class, 04/24/23
"amnesia is great :D " - person in my art class, 05/02/23
sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along
‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools
starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
"and i was so young when i behaved 25, yet now i find i have grown into a tall child"
every microorganism in your body is working together to animate you. what a blessing it is to be beloved.
Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!
men who propose at their girlfriends graduations and work events should be shot
my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me
hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever
are yhou sure about this doctor
these tags are so funnyyyy
reblogging felt like stealing before
but now that a buncha y'all tumblronians have said reblogging is more important than likes it feels like stealing but fun this time
Reblogging isn’t stealing anything. Op still receives all the notes from a post that is reblogged and their blog is linked to the post. rePOSTING is considered stealing here because then there is nothing to link the original blog to the post. So don’t worry about stealing. It’s easier to share a post than to steal it
The thing about crocheting gifts for your friends is that then you’re very sad that you don’t have a crocheted Kermit black denim jacket.
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
first it was girls' locker rooms vs boys' locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it's girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape
ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
$700,000 a day for a year is $255,500,000. So it would take a hair under 40 years to use up the $10 billion.
If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.
Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.
On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.
Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?
Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.
Hey guys I have a great idea. A really, really brilliant idea