Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

I got great news already but let's see how good it gets :)

Reblog if you are a Desi tumblr user

Wanna see kitne desi hai tumblr par

Yes

Pardon my french but

Louvrè lâg gayé

Bhaiiii💀💀💀

Pardon my french but

Louvrè lâg gayé

Bhaiiii💀💀💀

thank you for tagging me @kxmikomrade love u <3 and you deserve all the simps ever

link

dia ver.

real name ver. (the homies know it)

this is so false? nobody loves me and i have NO simps...unless...people show up in my dms and tell me they like me....haha jkjk...unless 😳.... /j

no pressure tags ♡: @gettinshiggywithit, @pansexualproblemchild, @well-dressed-sewer-rat, @geo-metric, @small-chaos

Seems about right :’)

BUT ATLEAST IM A RAT!!!

Tagging:- @shelly-stark-official @cloudy-zephyr @afairywithacrown @fairly-pink @win-writes @iovetecchou @stinkyme @smol-bibliophile-firefly + anyone who wants to!

Thank youuu for tagging (⁠>⁠▽⁠<⁠)ﾉ⁠♡

I mean, ehe... Who what when where?

No pressure tags: @thebestieyoureinlovewith @waitingforthesunrise @toburnmykruge @le-petite-ivy @wishtobefictional @decayofates @morally-gayy @ketterdam-snack-bar @sleepless-crows & anyone who'd like :)

Thanks for the tag!!

GUYS ITS TRUE I AM IN FACT A GODDESS.

love how my initial reaction was well show up irl you simping cowards. Where are you? Also I have no idea who that character is??

no pressure tags @toburnmykruge @trashmeowcan @tiredandcaffeinated @theoculus124 @aayeroace @everythingwillend @thedonutdeliverygirl @pheonix-thefirebird @paysomeonetopaysomeone @irisesforyoureyesand anyone else!!

a simp magnet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

tagging : @walllflowaa @hot-devil-eats-potato @hottestdelulugf @cordelia-street @morally-gayy @tiredandcaffeinated @toburnmykruge @pheonix-thefirebird @theoculus124 @staringatthesunsett @lovesickpdf and anyone else who wants to join lol

Thank you for the tag<3

welp-

tagging: @vvasant @mujhekyamaitosojaaungi @edgeof-great and anyone who wants to do it

Oh my lord-

Anyways tagging: @pheonix-thefirebird @danityrose @shyam-ki-sakhi @zoobie-doobie @gupta-ji-ki-badi-beti @miaw-meow @theoculus124 @malencholic-nyx

You know it's 2023 fr when databases start capping

SO WE DID SOMETHING

me and my friend were creating diss tracks for Shakespeare for no particular reason. he texted me dis in the middle of da convo-

Chatgpt be spittin holup (he clickbaited me)

Yo, Shakespeare, you think you're the king,

But I'm 'bout to burn you with the fire I bring.

Your verses had no heat, just fancy wordplay,

While I'm spitting flames, leaving you in dismay.

(Chorus)

Shakespeare, your time is done,

Your rhymes can't compete, you're outdone.

You may have had your fame and praise,

But now it's my turn to set ablaze.

(Verse 2)

You claim to be a wordsmith, a poetic genius,

But your flow is outdated, it's time to clean this.

You may have written classics, but let's face the truth,

Your verses had no heat, now you eight feet deep.

(Chorus)

Shakespeare, your time is done,

Your rhymes can't compete, you're outdone.

You may have had your fame and praise,

But now it's my turn to set ablaze.

(Verse 3)

You penned your sonnets and plays with finesse,

But I'm the modern wordsmith, here to impress.

While you're stuck in the past,

I'm breaking new ground, Your outdated rhymes,

they won't make a sound.

(Bridge)

Shakespeare, you're a legend, I won't deny,

But in this battle, it's clear who'll outfly.

Your time may have passed, now it's my reign,

I'm the new lyrical king, causing you pain.

(Um we had to stop it cause it kept going and wouldn't stop.)

Someone request connor price to make a song with chatgpt or at least make a diss track to shakespeare.

Connor price>>>>>>

connor price is rlly slay

like he doesn't even cuss and

THE REFERENCES SO SEGGSI, NO?

enough people don't know of dis man

why is it that whenever I open tumblr it is only to discover 4 new adult content accounts have followed me ABBE NAHI CHAHI YAAR DAFA HO

Relatable 👍

like today i opened Tumblr and had like 2 DMs from dis bot like wth

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK I HAVE TWELVE SUBSCRIPTIONS ON AO3

*amitabh bachchan voice* lo karlo baat

the silsila of desi teen girls finding comfort in God for generations and over and it goes on...

Calling myself Aishwarya because your rai doesn’t matter

almost happy birthday gay people

happy birthday gay people

happy birthday gay people

@godsavethequeens Thanks for the spam <3

YoU'Re WeLcOmE HaHaAhA

(sorry not sorry)

* confused *

You're merely devouring the confusion. I was born in it.

(I have no idea why I did what I did)

(My PC glitched)

(so did I)

@godsavethequeens Thanks for the spam <3

YoU'Re WeLcOmE HaHaAhA

(sorry not sorry)

idk why but i feel like dis a desi kid thing

it's very hard to say no or express my emotions to my father

sometimes it feels like he won't understand

sometimes i feel like he won't care/value what i say in the context

and other time, i do say some of what is burning the tip of my tongue and it was like i never did it anyway

and I'm just scared to say no to a question he asks/or something he asks me to do man who am i kidding dads never ask you to do anything it's a command, ALWAYS

Mine would say im paying for your expenses, who are you showing this attitude to 💀

same why and the eldest daughter of a brown household is-

idk

it just is.

i have no words.