Celestial Grain

You can tell this dude is the villain on this law & order episode because he’s wearing a Trigun shirt to an art exhibit

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye

God, what a cool fucking pair of cards. Especially these versions, with Kev Walker's art. Black and White getting the exact same effect, because the death of all fits both divine grace and unknowable horror.

And then Mr. Walker nails the fact that they're the same but different, with not just the inverted colors, but the way that Wrath of God explodes outwards, while Damnation draws all in.

Old news broadcast about the dangers of Animal Crossing

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

Imagine launching from a soon-to-implode space ship and your only escape was being cocooned in the massive burly arms of Reuben the Gorilla. Imagine him curling over you as you re-enter the atmosphere to act as a heat shield and you can smell the hairs scorching on his back but when you look up all you see is a solemn and calm gorilla face as if this was his one duty in life to fulfill. Imagine realizing there’s no possible way you could survive landing in the ocean at your velocity but the gorilla reconfigures into what is unmistakably the most elegant diving pose you’ve ever bore witness to, one arm pointed towards the sea and the other pressing you into his massive gorilla body, protecting your head from impact with the overhang of his pectorals. Imagine the cannon-like crack of piercing the water surface, how for a moment the sheer mass of gorilla surrounding you protected you from all contact with the water though you should’ve been entirely submerged; imagine the shocking immobilizing coldness of the ocean enveloping you a hundred feet down, and as you slowly drown in the salty sea the gorilla grabs your hand and kicks with all his stubby little gorilla-legged might towards the surface. Imagine fainting before you breach, your last sight being gorilla hairs waving in the current, so peaceful, so warm.

The most hilarious soldier sound i have ever fucking heard in any gmod video.

strangemantreads officialblusoldier

tf2 heritage post

slept from 10am to 9pm. feeling like shit yay

ok what the fuck. it's 10pm the next day. I've been awake for over 24 hours in an attempt to hard adjust and now I can't fall asleep. I've been dead tired all day but when it's sleepy time I can't actually sleep.

why.

I don't think this guy knows what an equation is.

I regret posting this because every time it gets a note I'm reminded of its existence.

I have one even more powerful for him:

Imagine where we can get with Blockchain-based AIs!

When your enrichment’s too scary…..

Postal 2 Larping

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here