Do this tomorrow.

The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I'd Hoped

Get your meat sucked

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

So tumblr does this

it showed me some 'person X liked this' on my dash.... :) FROM BLOGS WHO HAD 'likes' INVISIBLE ON THEIR BLOGS

wtf, tumblr, nobody wanted this function and you implemented it worse than anyone else

kinda wanna scream. I wanna yell really really loud. click keep reading if you wanna scream together

AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

"If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.

A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It's embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today."

STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT'S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!

wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….

“why do the Irish hate the English so much? It couldn’t have been *that* bad!!”

This was in place till 1973.

Seeing non irish people reblogging this makes me happy

The stereotype of “the Irish are drunks” is English propaganda used to justify paternalism and controlling the Irish. It’s bullshit.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Naberius Tern is the Ken to Barbie Ianthe Tridentarius.

Naberius Tern is the Ken to Corona Tridentarius. Ianthe is a Chuckie doll that broke into your home to snort your mom's Crystal Lite packets

anyone else

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.

Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.

All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.

every time ballister is on screen he looks like this

my body is a machine that turns dicks into rare gems and artifacts

my body is a machine that turns rare gems and artifacts into sucked dicks

my body is made of rare gems and artifacts that turn sucked dicks into machines

thats really scary you should go to the hospital

my body is normal

grow up

yeah whats youre problem

lets fucking kill them

wtf drinking is cool again

There was an end of the world drill at school. It was planned, but no one was told about it so we all thought it was the real deal.

His ancient enemy...

The band

ah, the extended edition

Never pass the chance to reblog this.

Important discoveries being made over here.

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far