that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

Could NOT have predicted what I was in for before the image loaded. Why is it a ray gun. Why are they in the snow. Why that outfit in the snow.

  1. That’s not a ray gun, that’s a revolver with an absurdly huge scope on it.
  2. Hunter is in the snow because he lived in the Colorado mountains near Aspen when that picture was taken.
  3. That’s basically his back yard.
  4. He’s dressed like that because up until moments before the photo he was writing.
  5. He’s shooting his typewriter because he’s a writer.

Happy Birthday to Hunter S Thompson!

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did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out.

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i don't mean i was like. telling people i could play guitar, i mean i was sitting in band class holding a french horn to my lips and looking at the music and not understanding any of it or knowing how to play a single note. for 3 years.

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the two people who knew were my best friend who knew i was too stupid to play such a complicated instrument and the only other hornist in my section who had to desperately cover for me because he knew i had blackmail material on him. i only came clean this year in my senior speech and to this day people still call me mellophony and the no hit wonder.

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imo the one thing that bothers me abt the ‘isabelle & doomguy were the original barbieheimer’ jokes that are occasionally popping up is that if he was real doomguy would have absolutely broken all of oppenheimers bones for his involvement in developing the atomic bomb like did we all forget why he got sent to mars in the first place

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

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i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

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wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

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just kill me

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Have y’all tried marrying people you like?

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imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you

Would it literally kill straight people to just sleep in separate beds

Would it literally

kill straight people to just sleep

in separate beds

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