my penis image collection
you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!
- click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"
- click on the category list and click on feedback
- now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes
- viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine
i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea
by the way, tumblr has turned off asks on all of their staff blogs, so this is the only way to tell tumblr how you feel
here it is again because uh. seems relevant.
Two tigers,
Chillin’ in the hot tub!
Yes YES! Five feet apart
Cuz they’re not caged.
those are his paws you bitch
Source: fotki.yandex.ru
what if a rat said cheesus christ
for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo
im so fucking angry because "cheesus christ" made me smile, but "quesucristo" made me choke on a laugh
for the hawaiian crowd: pehea inā ʻōlelo ka ʻiole “waiesupaʻa”
Eventually as pickups get bigger & more lifted, theyll be able to drive over a child without the kid even touching the undercarriage - completely safe, rendering the truck domesticated. This is called the negation of the negation
10h
"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
Fucking word.
Learn your rights!
Do NOT let anyone scan your brain, even if they're paying you for it, especially if they're paying you for it. Even if you're doing it to get a sick robot body. For every one scan of you getting to hang out in a steel chassis, thousands will be forced into the indignity of permanent work, suffering whatever whims the owners of that copy of you wishes. Remember, if the future robot you is real, the completely digital laboring yous are also real.
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
I interpret <o> as this
<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza
reading the new staff post and like... i'm speechless
noo tumblr don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha
barring people from viewing posts/blogs/search results unless they sign up or sign in. essentially taking away the freedom to look at tumblr without having to make an account
prioritizing the "best posts first" over chronological viewing
prioritizing algorithms over a manually curated experience, giving users less control over what they see
isn't this the thing twitter does where you can only see the beginning and end of a thread and you have to expand ? that sounds awful
i get that this is how social media companies work in order to survive but hear me out. what if we didn't encourage social media addiction
girl, get it together. please do not fumble this like every other platform is doing right now
they told me that the manhattan project was about kissing men...
mousette
Deeply unserious country
The gnomes had to go to human court to end thousands of years of conflict
I was raised agnostic and tend to remain ambiguous on theological matters.
-but my house has a porch on the second story that affords me a terrific view of my neighborhood and the Colorado Front Range and I was partaking of some peace before the 4th Of July Finger-Loss Festivities begin, and I have had a
~*Spiritual Experience*~
I just watched my neighbor try to unload an actual wooden pallet that had to have been forklifted into the back of his insecurity pickup worth of fireworks.
Except that he does not have a forklift in his garage.
He does have so much sports memorabilia and cardboard boxes of unsold MLM Merchandise and patriotically themed camping gear and posters of women in bikinis and flags of suspect political organizations in his garage that there is only BARELY enough space for the fireworks and certainly none for his truck.
So he had to unload the individual boxes of recreational explosives from the back of his truck and stack them in the minimal space he had cleared by hand. This is a tedious and time-consuming process as this neighbor has purchased a wide variety of recreational and locally illegal explosives instead of many of just a few types, so the individual boxes are rather small.
He begins, and this is crucial to what happens next, by cutting apart the industrial-grade saran wrap his explosives dealer had so carefully wrapped his merchandise in, and discarded it unsecured on his lawn.
Where Outdoor Conditions sometimes happen.