how i think iterators work but im horrible at explaining things
also the uncomfortable urge to make the iteraotrs... a little crazy <33
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"Anarchist" but gets triggered when people voluntarily don't wear bicycle helmets.
Me when I know what anarchy is
Gravity legally cannot hurt you if you scream "NO GODS NO MASTERS" immediately before impact
RANDOM FUN FLAG FACT about the american flag, courtesy of the The Institute of Heraldry (who are in charge of providing Heraldic Services to the president and all federal agencies):
The US flag never becomes obsolete.
We're on the 28th design of the flag, and all those previous ones are still valid flags. So if you want to fly a 36-star flag (from 1865-1867) because you just hate Nebraska, that's still a valid and acceptable US flag.
TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants... slower... mmm yeah like that... now get those balls jiggling...
yeah i’m doomed by the narrative but i have a little time to be absolutely gay
putting my inevitable death on pause to be homosexual for a second
spotify premium? lol no thanks. i'll have um chicken alfredo creamium
probably my worst post this is dogshit
I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin
Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer
oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache
He looks exactly like the guy that would invent zeppelins
Namesake Gag (Subverted)
ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
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Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.
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ok honestly fuck you for real
ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.
Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…
1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.
2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.
I dress like this everyone:
[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]
Thank u, goodnight.
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Wow the kids with your 19th-century drip
where's the kratom dog ashes tweet. please
at first i deadass thought they were talking to literal sharks at an aquarium then I saw Mark Cuban mentioned and instantly became less interested
im watching glamourous on netflix while drawing and noticed this in episode two:
LMFAO? My fucking impact is so insane jwefalgrubesrg the meme is truly transcendent
if u didn’t know: the reference they’re making is to the meme i photoshopped
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Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!
Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.
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OH DONT YOU DARE
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My name is aro-rambles, Poster of Posters; Look on my Posts, ye Tumblrinas, and despair!
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
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Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
happy ballpiss day!
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People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.
#some of us do not have to pretend #fuck it real face #ffvii
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Got that tonsure lookin' fly as hell
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Damn, the hatemail game on this site really is insane.
When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we're the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.
Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.
I like how every reply has unanimously agreed that he's taking the hair for himself. We're all on the same wavelength here.
I'm going to see him again today to continue my electrolysis. On a scale of one to that's weird, how much of a bad idea is it to bring a printout of this comic?
I need to know how this ends.
(I haven't shown him the comic yet. I keep forgetting to prant it)
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Get their ass
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the PSL is pretty popular among the tankie set, i'd look at them instead of CPUSA
Pakistan Super League? oh the Party for Socialism and Liberation, which formed from a split in the Workers World Party, which formed from a split in the Socialist Workers Party, which formed from a split in the Communist League of America, which formed from a split in the Communist Party USA, which formed from a split in the Socialist Party of America, got it.
Hey now, don’t forget that the Socialist Party of America also formed from a split off from the Socialist Labor Party.
it’s like the way Australia has nineteen different extreme right wing nationalist parties, but you look closer you discover that all of them were founded by this one dude who must really enjoy coming up with names.
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"Judean People's Front. Pff. We're the People's Front of Judea!"